Humour - page 161

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moskitman:

Not now. It'll probably start after Mischka in the pool:

)))

[moskitman]

Zhunko:
I already have my paws on my shoulders. He weighs hard. Can't get him on the scale.

You take him in your arms and weigh himself. Then you do it yourself.

[Vadim Zhunko]

moskitman:
You pick it up and weigh yourself. Then you do it yourself.

You don't. The scales are off the scale. You used to put it in a bag and weigh it with a changeless belt.

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[sand]

DmitriyN:

These are not worms as you might think, but octopus tentacles, specially treated and coated in a special sauce.

I think it's quite edible.

[moskitman]

Sensation! A major hoax of the Soviet cartoonists has been exposed! Few people remember that Cheburashka was called that by a grocery shop clerk, like, "Why are you doing it again? How could a Soviet grocer say Cheburashka instead of N@@&$? Cheburashka's real name is N@@nushka!!!

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sand:

These are not worms as you might think, but octopus tentacles, specially treated and coated in a special sauce.
I think it's quite edible.

I realized that the octopus was diced, but I don't feel like it :))) And I feel sorry for him.

[Vadim Zhunko]

DmitriyN:
I've already realised that the eight-legged man has been painted, but I don't feel like it :))) And I feel sorry for him.

You know, if you starve properly, you can eat anything.

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Zhunko:
You know, if you starve properly, you can eat anything.

Yes.

[Владимир Тезис]

To be honest, it took me a while to find the tenth one :)))))))))))))