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which moose is extra?
The one without the butterfly
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Serdyukov's men are a "women's regiment" of tax officials
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What kind of virus would you have to catch to see that?
What kind of virus would you have to catch to see that?
The computer's autoloading is affected... What the bastards have come up with...
Women's solidarity logic.
I fill up at a petrol station, my wife and a friend are sitting in the passenger compartment.
A glamorous red foreign car pulls up to a nearby petrol station, it's not very close, or to be more precise, it pulls up closer to my petrol station than to hers. A girl gets out, well all of herself (beautiful and dressed in the style of his car). I see that the hatch on the tank is not on the side of the column and I smile, imagining how she would fill up : )
The girl sees a fat, bald and unshaven man smiling at her and makes a scornful expression on his face.
Walks over to the column, picks up his gun, looks... tries to walk around the car... ...and looks at me and realizes... Looks at me and understands why I was smiling. I ask in all my 32 teeth:
"- What, sad?"
The girl starts making awkward excuses about how far away and on the wrong side, hangs up her gun and drives off without filling up.
After refuelling myself, I get in the car, laughing with a friend for a long time about the girl and the situation.
Half an hour later, we meet the same car on the road, recognize the "sadness" and laugh again from memory.
My wife tells us why are you laughing? The girl just can't find a proper petrol station!
It was impossible to drive any further, so we stopped and laughed until we hiccuped : ))))).