Humour - page 126

 

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From the series of"SOME...."

 

A man is selling a dog. The buyer asks:
- Is it healthy?
- Healthy!
- Smart?
- Smart!
- Faithful?
- Faithful, that's the fifth time I've sold her...

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A sign on the pole: "When throwing rubbish in the street, remember to grunt".

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-How much more is there?
-50%
-How much left or how much is it?

 

It's a good holiday.

 
kakbutak:

It's a good holiday.

Yes, flying away from this holiday last week was 'fun'.
 

 
 
 

 
 
drknn:

:)))) maybe he hasn't even noticed he's been around the globe yet...

is that the max speed of an oca?