Humour - page 127

 
drknn:

It's obvious nonsense because we read verbatim

- didn't notice he'd overtaken the intruder

- 10 minutes after overtaking.

So you didn't notice how, but you knew exactly when you did it?

 
olyakish:

It's obvious nonsense because we read verbatim

- didn't notice he'd overtaken the intruder

- 10 minutes after overtaking.

So you didn't notice how, but you knew exactly when you did it?


This is recorded by an outside observer.

 
olyakish:

It's obvious nonsense...

Of course it's nonsense! In fact, that's why it's posted in the "Humour" thread.

Delirium one: Where's the Oka and where's the 105 km/h?
Nonsense #2: The driver of the Oka didn't stop. (He must be cool).
Delirium #3: The inspector (indignant at the insolence of a tough guy in Oka) was pondering for two minutes whether to go or not, smoking his bechik, finishing his tea, lubricating his gun...
Bullshit, I was chasing and I didn't see it! Fucking missed it! Oh, what was that? Who's there?
Delusion No. 5 is to stop a trespasser by driving towards him. That's why the correct answer is "Before you die".

 
moskitman:

Of course it's nonsense! That's actually why it's posted in the "Humour" thread.

Delusion No 1: Where's the Oka and where's the 105.
Delusion #2: The driver of the Oka didn't stop. (He must be cool.)
Delirium №3: The inspector (indignant at the insolence of a tough guy in Oka) for two minutes was pondering whether to drive, finishing his bacik, drinking tea, lubricating his gun...
Bullshit, I was chasing and I didn't see it! Fucking missed it! Oh, what was that? Who's there?
Delusion No. 5 is to stop a trespasser by driving towards him. That's why the correct answer is "Before you die".


1. In the wind, downhill.

2. cf. 1.

3. Pondered: "can I get something off the Okha, or don't bother?"

 
PapaYozh:


1. Downwind, downhill.

2. cf. 1.

3. Pondering, "is it possible to get something off the oka-water, or not to bother?"

Makes sense, yo.

Oka at a traffic light. The girl tries to move and stalls. A comedian in a foreign car pulls over: "What, did you hit a gum?"

 
Don't get so worked up - he won't meet the KLA at all - the KLA will just run off into the alley :))))))))
 
moskitman:

Of course it's nonsense! That's actually why it's posted in the "Humour" thread.

Delusion #1: Where's the Oka and where's the 105km/h?
Nonsense #2: The driver of the Oka didn't stop. (He must be cool).
Delirium №3: The inspector (indignant at the insolence of a tough guy in Oka) for two minutes was pondering whether to go or not, smoking his bechik, finishing his tea, greasing his gun...
Bullshit, I was chasing and I didn't see it! Fucking missed it! Oh, what was that? Who's there?
Delusion No. 5 is to stop a trespasser by driving towards him. That's why the correct answer is "Before you die".


You can't catch up to an Oka. It's got a good engine. It can easily do 200, but it can take off. It's light.
 
Vinin:

You can't catch up with the Oka. It's got a good engine. It can easily do 200, but it can take off. It's light.
Strong but light.
 
Vinin:

The Oka is a tough act to follow. It's got a good engine. It can easily do 200, but it can take off. It's light.
Yeah, it's exactly half the engine of a Zhiguli. And when did the Zhiguli ever have a good engine?
 
moskitman:
Yeah, exactly half of a Zhiguli. And when did the Zhiguli ever have good engines?
Good ones. Made one myself. Sported a 5.5 litre BMW for a quarter of a mile.