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baykanur:

About cigarettes

http://www.umopit.ru/jokes/smoking.htm


Yeah, it's been a blast... :-) - especially this one: "Medics call it 'oral automatism'. Sucking with fire!"
 
IgorM:

for what it's worth! :))) yesterday I was persuaded to buy this miracle http://pons.ru/

I've been trying it for half a day now, didn't expect it, very realistic and even with my 15 years of experience I'm still happy with it.

I have been using e-cigarette for the third day, I can hardly call myself a smoker, I feel like a baby with a dummy ))))))))))))))

But all in all I am satisfied. I have smoked three regular cigarettes in three days ;)

 
IgorM:

I'm on my third day of e-cigarette, I can't call myself a smoker anymore, I feel like a baby with a dummy ))))))))))))))

But all in all I'm satisfied, I've smoked three regular cigarettes in three days ;)

Doesn't the ego itch?
 
valenok2003: Doesn't your swagger itch?
I don't know what is an EOI and why should it itch?
 

About the e-cigarette. Why the scare, doctor?

That's not the point. It's like Wilde: "Most of us are not us. Our thoughts are other people's judgements; our lives are mimicry; our passions are a quote!"

The e-cigarette, the non-alcoholic beer, the rubber woman, the demo account with the state - things of the same order.

Honestly, six months trying to cut down on smoking with such a device (not the rubber woman I mean, of course). Well, yes, suffering terribly, I did. Then this device, thank God, broke. Literally - in half. It turned out that it is much easier to cut without it. If only there was a will. All the rest are excuses.

 
Svinozavr:

If only there was a will. Everything else is an excuse.


That's for sure...
 
Svinozavr:

All it takes is the will. Everything else is an excuse.

Remember what Don Juan said? "You want to quit smoking? - Give it up!"

There's that quote again... :-)
 
Zhunko:

Remember what Don Juan said? "You want to quit smoking? - Quit!"

Quotation again... :-)


"People tend not to realise that they can throw anything out of their life at any time" - C.K.

"you can quit anything. You can even stop breathing if you want to" - R.B.

"if you don't think your life will last forever, what are you waiting for? Why are you hesitating instead of changing decisively" - K.K.

There's no better way to put it. IMHO.

to IgorM - about the BSV - you need to read Castaneda to understand.

Svinozavr
E-cigarette, non-alcoholic beer, rubber woman, demo account with a straight - things of the same line.

alcohol-free beer is the first step to a rubber woman. )))

 
Mathemat:

Of course, everyone should, in my opinion, make up their minds about projects like MMM and express their attitude to this phenomenon. One cannot stand aside, since this plague of the 21st century threatens to grow, according to first impressions from reviewing the site, into a global catastrophe, based on lowly, seemingly unquestionable, feelings of people to make money on other people's grief. Mavrodi himself admits that the lifetime of the project is 3, 3.5 years at most and then the second phase will begin, of which there is no word. But people think it can last forever. There is an urgent need to help him manage his huge funds properly and avoid the worst end which is inevitable with such an unconscionable policy. For example, I am willing to take all of his funds at 5% per month, but no more, for now. 20 % per month is out of the question. How to bring this simple truth to the participants of his pyramid, tens, ....., temnikov, I do not understand. It is a pity that most of them are very obsessed with the rightness of their actions and there are millions of them. One thing is clear - we cannot stay on the sidelines, a financial plague is coming very seriously. Mavrodi has solved half of the case - he collected the money and we have to help him to use it properly before it is too late. Maybe there will be a trader who will provide 50% a month, then MMM's problems will be solved, if the main one will not increase his interest again.

Alexei, you must remember the time of Leon Golubkov, when all of a sudden, reports started appearing in newspapers about the confiscation of MMM's money by kamazes and wagons. Someone got scared of Mavrodi's fast-growing power and the money was simply taken away from him, blaming it on him.

You're a smart man, but you don't want to admit that Mavrodi's plan was simple and ingenious - corporatizing the country's businesses through a pyramid scheme. The interest would have fallen, of course, but the people who invested in MMM would now (in all likelihood) own real shares. However, instead of shares, people were handed vouchers, which they just had to go to the toilet with...

Mavrodi is a genius, but in his time he was destroyed as a real political competitor. I think he has come up with something brilliant again.