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VonDo Mix 2011.02.02 00:13 #5601

Bojan.

Let's leave them alone.

And how good for the bonanza...

;)

Владимир Тезис 2011.02.02 08:25 #5602

If you equip the walls inside the fridge with mirrors, you'll have four times as much food...

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Doorbell rings. They open the door, and there's a horse.
- What are you doing here?
- You haven't had me yet!

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- I don't like weekends. You get in the mood to sit by the fireplace with a cup of coffee in a rocking chair... And then you find out you have no fireplace, no coffee, no rocking chair!

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... Office. Seven desks. A co-worker talking to her husband:
-What's my fish? No way! My little bunny, how come? Did you break your arm?...My golden one, are you in pain? Do you want me to come over? I'll ask for leave and come? Is the cast on yet? (Sweetheart, I'm on my way! What are you thinking about? We're not going to that stupid dacha! I'll go with my mother later and plant it. Don't worry, my little fish. My poor little... Broke the knob.... And I you... Me, too... Love you, too... And kisses...
hangs up. Then he dials the number.
In a frustrated voice:
- Mum, we're not going anywhere. That's all right! My goat broke his arm...!

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- Honey, do you think I'm pretty?
- Yes.
- Just yes, that's all?
- Yes, you're beautiful.
- Yes, you're beautiful. Like a sow's mare! Is that it?
- No, you're not a mare.
- Well, thank you, darling. And you're not a mare! Good night.

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-Why didn't you answer your phone?
- I was dancing to the buzzer ))))