[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 530

 
The Mechmath withdraws 500,000 of its graduates. The reason for the recall: in Fichtenholz's second volume on page 187 in formula XVIII.56 the normalizing operator is missing...
 
Mathemat:
Have you seen it, Petya? I'm not talking about Jobs, I'm talking about our mobile phone.

I'm not talking about the visual dimensions,Lyosha. However, as you can see, it's quite a standard Chinese gadget.

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I can only imagine how much they sawed off on it...

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No. I can't even imagine. It's not much of a fantasy...

 

Well, well, ChachaGames, where is that formula?


 
Mathemat:

Well, well, where is the formula?


(Bummer!) )))
 
Mathemat:

Well, well, where is the formula?


That is, not only is there no normalising operator, but the formula itself is missing!

 
Svinozavr:
Nerd! )))
Yep. Fichten just happened to be at hand :)
 
PapaYozh:


That is, not only is there no normalising operator, but the formula itself is missing!

The case is bad. We will have to recall everyone!
 
XXX: We were renovating a hotel. A working one. With guests. Anyway, I'm standing there, not touching anyone, plastering the wall. I go out to the bathroom. I come back, and I see the following picture. A drunken lodger plastering the wall with my trowel. Barely took it away.
 
Mathemat:

Well, well, ChachaGames, where is that formula?


It's a patched version for Mark2 graduates :)