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From a conversation on mIRC
Is it love? :)
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>>Badass! No words!!!!
The Chinese government has defeated the locusts - by declaring them edible.
http://mkrf.ru/activity/register/certificates/detail.php?id=110336490
Как в анекдоте
" это прачечная ?
-хуячечная, это министерство культуры "
http://mkrf.ru/activity/register/certificates/detail.php?id=110301515
Maybe the ministry should tweak something
"Don't be afraid - she doesn't bite...."
Yanukovych's not having much luck lately.
It's the wreath, now it's the egg.
>не, это яйцо было еще в 2004
So it's been a long time since I've had it.
Putin roasts Yushchenko on a spit.
Lukashenko stands next to him and asks:
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, why are you turning it so fast?
Putin answers:
- You cannot go slower, otherwise he will steal the coal.
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Putin has been driving across the river,
He sees Putin in the river.
Put Putin puts Putin in Putin
Putin Putin Putin Putin
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a man goes to a meeting, is late, nervous, can't find a parking space. raises his face to the sky
and says: "Lord, help me find a parking space. Then I'll quit drinking and go to church every Sunday!"
Suddenly, miraculously, there's a spot open, and the man turns to the sky again: "ah, that's it. I found it."
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Before he died, his father decided to divide his inheritance among his three sons.
- Fucking great!" said the fourth son.