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You have to study all of Ukraine's recent history to catch the humour... In a nutshell, what's the joke?
Uh-huh... I've long suspected my lack of sense of humour.
Quotes from BashOrg
<-==xdimanXdimanXx==-> I was diman@
<Atlant_is> Previous nickname was better.
<Physicist2> The nickname that Petrovich suggested was better.
<-==xxdimanХххх==-> ok, ok, I'll change it. write your version of mine again, petrovich, please
<petrovich> DimAnus
<petrovich> always glad to help
<DimAnus> done )
<DimAnus> well? )
<petrovich> not bad looking, nice looking.
Gleb_R: I do not know why, but I remembered to make scrambled eggs with bacon and then I sliced the fat very thin and did not find it
Gleb_R: The second time was even better.
Gleb_R: I learned from experience, I cut fat thicker, put it in a pan, took out the eggs, beat it in the pan, then sat down to eat, I looked again, there was no fat, I went to the kitchen, fat was in another pan...
(After graduation)
Averine: I did it!
Zver_sky: WOW-LOODE!!! :-D
Averine: You're laughing. And I told this speech to my dog so many times yesterday that he started responding to 'esteemed chairman of the State Attestation Commission'
Irlend: I was sitting at the colonnade today
Irlend: Sitting there, not touching anyone, pigeons come up.
Irlend: I mean they don't fly up, but they walk up
Irlend: Like, do you have sunflower seeds?
Irlend: they stand there and go away
Eugene K: Gopnik pigeons.)
Irlend: I thought about it, I think I'll take a picture of pigeons taking off
Irlend: Imagine that.
Irlend: I'm like a fool, half-bent, with my camera in my sights, jumping up and down shouting CYCH CYCH, and pigeons are running in crowds in front of me.
Irlend: they don't fucking fly, they just run really fast
Dexiatina: turnip
Odinokov: herring
Dexiatina: who taught you to play with words (
Odinokov: then anti herring
Dexiatina: ah...ah...apricot
Odinokov: herring
Vladimir: look who has the most work
Vladimir: he has a pain in the ass.
Denis: I need a sterile tool.
Daddy decided to give me a birthday present.
He said, "There's my purse over there - open it and whatever you find is yours! Of course, he left exactly the amount he wanted me to find. But that's what it sounds like!
Except Dad didn't include his credit card with the pin number scratched on it.
But he always said his word was ironclad. So he just wished me a good time.
yyy: hello, my deer friend!
xxx: Hello to you too, my deer friend!
green_PIS: killing a mosquito broke my own face. My wife is still laughing.
"WOULD YOU? "
"А ТЫ БЫ ВНЁС ? "