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In California Whoopi Goldberg is launching a line of medical marijuana products for women. The company is called Whoopi & Maya. Starting next month the company will sell a line of items that includes medical cannabis bath soap, sipping chocolate, body balm, all sorts of luxurious ways to get pot into your brain.

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In California Whoopi Goldberg is launching a line of medical marijuana products for women. The company is called Whoopi & Maya. Starting next month the company will sell a line of items that includes medical cannabis bath soap, sipping chocolate, body balm, all sorts of luxurious ways to get pot into your brain.

Maybe this is why Whoopi was the only one who could see Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," she was high the whole time.

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Tesla unveiled its new model 3 electric car. And I saw that fans were camping outside Tesla stores to reserve one. Camping out is actually great practice for when their cars run out of power 30 miles from the nearest outlets.

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Apparently thousands of jellyfish completely covered a beach in South Florida over the weekend. Then authorities were like, "No, wait, it's just a nude beach for the elderly.”

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Donald Trump is polling so badly with women that at a rally last night, he had his wife, Melania, introduce him. Because if there’s one thing that’s guaranteed to get American women on your side, it’s a foreign model who’s married to a billionaire and never has to work.

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Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy wants to reduce Spain's three-hour siesta to one hour. They're just going to have a lunch break like everybody else. Instead of going home for their nap, they'd sleep at their desk like the rest of us.