Traders joking, the beginning - page 508

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To commemorate this momentous occasion Starbucks is offering a birthday cake-flavored Frappuccino now until Monday. Go out and drink yourself a birthday cake. Don't swallow the candles.

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Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he’s running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it is also running for president.

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A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order drinks. Who picks up the bill? A German.

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Yeah, the president will meet with Pope Francis at the White House in September. The two will meet for about an hour or so, and then the Pope will spend the rest of the day hearing confessions from Secret Service agents.

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Oprah is auctioning off over a million dollars' worth of her belongings from her Chicago apartment. Or as she calls them, "her least favorite things."

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