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Governor Chris Christie defended his stance against legalizing marijuana, saying that any tax revenue generated from pot sales would be blood money. Then businessmen in New Jersey said, "Yeah, and we can't have that sort of thing here in New Jersey."

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Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

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This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

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The White House announced that President Obama will attend a summit in Kenya this July. When asked if he's ever been to Kenya, Obama said, “Of course. I was born — no, bored — over there. There's nothing to do in Kenya.”

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According to a new study, the marijuana in Colorado is almost twice as strong as it was 20 years ago. Of course, people had some questions for the scientists, like "How can I get your job?"

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President Obama has reduced the sentences of 22 federal prisoners who were arrested for drug-related crimes — eight of whom were serving life sentences. It marks the first time someone has said “Thanks Obama” but actually meant it.