Traders joking, the beginning - page 635

[seekers]

Hillary Clinton had a coughing fit during a speech and the crowd actually chanted her name as she opened a cough drop. She got applause for choking — or as Jeb put it, "Must be nice."

[nevar]

This is the news: monkey in Brazil drinks rum and chases bar patrons with knife http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/18/monkey-paraiba-brazil-bar-drinks-rum-takes-knife

[Diana Jackson]

Well, monkeys are known to get drunk on fermented fruit in the wild, so why not do it a city environment too.

[seekers]

When Barack Obama was asked if Donald Trump could be president, he said, "I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president. And the reason is because I have a lot of faith in the American people." A president with faith in his citizens? I trust everything this guy says.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

IKEA is being accused of evading over $1 billion in taxes. Prosecutors have actually been after IKEA for years. They've just been having a hard time putting their case together.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

Pope Francis stated that he did not think that Donald Trump is a true Christian because of Trump's beliefs on immigration. I know you're thinking there goes the Pope's chance of being on the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice."

[tim079]

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[seekers]

The University of Texas has decided to allow students to carry guns in the classroom. The school says it’s a guaranteed way to prevent the possibility of a pop quiz.