Price And Worship
- Experts
- Version: 1.0
- Activations: 5
EA "Price And Worship": When Technical Analysis Meets Divine Intervention
Tired of your manual trades getting hunted by market makers? Ready to stop crying over margin calls and start praying for pips? Meet Price And Worship—the first-ever trading bot that merges ruthless candlestick pattern recognition with supreme spiritual devotion.
Forget traditional psychology; this EA believes that if your technical setup fails, it’s not bad luck—it’s a lack of faith.
Key Features:
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The Engulfing Prophecy: Scans the charts for classic Bullish and Bearish Engulfing patterns, believing every green candle is a blessing and every red candle is just a test of spiritual resilience.
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Holy Risk Management (Worship): Strictly enforces stop losses because even miracles have boundaries. It will lock in profits while whispering sweet hymns of gratitude to your broker.
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Spread Sanctuary: Features an automated spread filter that refuses to trade during high-volatility chaos, because the market gods demand peace and low latency before blessing your account.
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Auto-Lot Purgatory: Keeps lot sizes disciplined so you don't gamble your life savings away in a moment of sinful greed.
Disclaimer: Past performance does not guarantee future returns, and while this EA embraces spiritual discipline, it still cannot stop the Fed from hiking interest rates.
