Humour - page 82

 
MetaDriver:

16, from 25 times :)


Well, no way! :-) I'm fast and nimble...! :-)

I guess the smiley at the end of my post, indicates that some backstabbing (like slowing flies by thoroughly baffling computer cores, like optimizing expo on multiple terminals simultaneously - INCLUDED!) couldn't happen here... :-)

In "normal mode" - only one managed to kill one and not even the first time... :-)

 

There will be a scalper in the middle)

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A conversation between two friends on the phone:
-Uuuuuuu... . I've been so woozy. I drank so much last night, I don't even remember leaving you. I guess that last bottle was too much.
-Well, I guess that last bottle was too much. By the way, you should come by my place tonight.
-Why?
-What the fuck? Bring my cat and pick up your hat too...
 
 

 

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PapaYozh:

I don't get the hangman bit, what's the gag?
 
- What is your job?
- A tester...
- And what, I wonder, do you test!
- Need...
 
drknn:

I don't know what's so funny about the hanged man?
Isn't it funny?
 
PapaYozh:
Isn't it funny?

Death is not funny to someone with a normal mind.