Can you please tell me how much money must be deposited in a DC account to become a millionaire how many holes must there be in the perforation of the drum?
Three men are sitting in a boat, fishing. It's nighttime, it's starting to get light. One says: - The sun's coming up! The other one: - Yeah, I haven't seen such a beautiful sunrise in a long time! The third kicks the first two out of the boat with two kicks. The men come up: - What for? - The first one for off-topic, the second one for flooding. - Are you out of your fucking mind?! The man pulls out his paddle and smacks them both in the head: - And for insulting, you're banned!
Can you please tell me how much money must be deposited in a DC account to become a millionaire how many holes must there be in the perforation of the drum?
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Can you tell me how much money I have to put into a DC account to become a millionaire how many holes must there be in the perforations of the drum?
Better answer to the crossed out one: at least a billion, if you stop, you will become a millionaire
One says:
- The sun's coming up!
The other one:
- Yeah, I haven't seen such a beautiful sunrise in a long time!
The third kicks the first two out of the boat with two kicks.
The men come up:
- What for?
- The first one for off-topic, the second one for flooding.
- Are you out of your fucking mind?!
The man pulls out his paddle and smacks them both in the head:
- And for insulting, you're banned!
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I liked the one about Jura:
- Mum! Dad fell down the stairs!
- Yes! ? And say what?
- Put the swear words down?
- Of course he did.
- ... fell silent.
Give the last one two please
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