Humour - page 78

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Who is it? - The leader of the nation.
 
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Why so soon, Emotrade, life is complicated and full of unexpected decisions...

I think I'll play our song for you:


Dmitry is right... you're going somewhere wrong, the song is out of place here... I understand you are trying to show off your erudition, Google Mugel... you may be reading Karl Beard. All sorts of Kafok and Asshole... people come here to laugh, not to grieve )))).
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6WxHbuc7wk

 
 

A man in a cart rides into the village:
- People! I've brought coal! !
The soap-soaked, beaten-up horse turns around:
- Yeah, you brought it...

 
Arguing with your wife makes no sense: 90% of the time she will be right and only 10% of the time you will be at fault.
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Wife: -I've gone to the gynaecologist!
Husband: -Come on! Show them all!
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One fisherman tells another:
- I had such a dream last night! I was sitting in a boat with a young, naked girl next to me...
- Well, what about you?
- Well, I just went to her... and then I got a bite.
- Yes, a nibble is a holy thing!
 
Dimul, on your way home from work, buy some bread -
( half rye && ( loaf || half white )
 
Black humour. - And how well it all started! - thought the bum as he put a simple snack on his red diploma.
 
solar:
Dimul, on your way home from work, buy some bread -
( half rye && ( loaf || half white )

should be XOR.
 
FEAR:
on your red diploma.
Is a red diploma a measure of success for you?
A red diploma is very likely to be inferior to a failing grade ))
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