Humour - page 69

 
DmitriyN:
How humourless can it be, Monday 3rd September :) Let's ask Matemata later.
Matemat has a short conversation on all days of the week: a picture without a basement, even a pornographic one, goes to the bathhouse.
 
Reshetov:
Matemata has a short conversation on all days of the week: a picture without a basement, even a pornographic one, goes to the baths.
By the way, it's his birthday soon. Only I don't know exactly when. Maybe tomorrow?
 
DmitriyN:
By the way, it's his birthday soon. I just don't know exactly when. Maybe tomorrow?
Well, give him a present: post a picture on the forum without a footer.
 
Reshetov:
So give him a present: post a picture on the forum without a footer.
No, he won't. We have a normal relationship, he'd be bored without me.

I need something else: a polished bone count ....... a fast-neutron microprocessor, - I don't know what. Think about it, there's still time, I guess.
 
DmitriyN:
No, he won't. We're on good terms, he'd be bored without me.

It needs something else: a polished bone bill .......
A polished-pointed bill and a counting stick with computers would be too complicated for him. He should be given some multi-volume literature on fat tails. It's his favourite subject.
 
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leonid553:

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"Well, wait a minute!" is not allowed to be shown to children

http://www.rumenews.com/nu-pogodi-zapreshhaetsya-k-pokazu-detyam-1486/

(only after 11:00 p.m.)

Fucking idiots.

And you can watch Chinese slag-crap cartoons that make not just kids, but adults sick to their stomach.

They go on like that all day long.

P.S.

Where did I go and where's my stuff?

 
tara:
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fozi:

Fucking idiots.

And there's all kinds of crap Chinese cartoons you can watch, not just for kids, but for adults.

You can watch them all day long.

P.S.

Where did I go and where's my stuff?

They didn't ban "Well, wait a minute", they banned Swedish porn
Reason: