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It comes to mind:

"But, a friend and teacher - a drunkard in a grocery store,

Said the Semites are just Jews.

Yeah, it's so much fun, bros.

Now I don't have to be afraid. "

Zorich, it's not contagious - you can do without cliffs :)

 
 
Examination of American citizenship:
- Born?
- Yes, sir.
- I said, where were you born?
- In Russia.
- Which part?
- I was all born there.
- Why did you leave Russia?
- I could not take it with me.
- Your business?
- Lousy.
- Where is Washington?
- It's already dead.
- Do you pledge to uphold the Constitution of the United States?
- No way, sir! Why me again? Can't you find someone else? I have a wife and four children. I have to support them.
- Okay. Thank you. You've successfully answered all your questions.
 
 
Not so much.
evillive:


a lot, but not so much that it's not.
 
evillive:
Examination of American citizenship:
- Born?
- Yes, sir.
- I said, where were you born?
- In Russia.
- Which part?
- I was all born there.
- Why did you leave Russia?
- I could not take it with me.
- Your business?
- Lousy.
- Where is Washington?
- It's already dead.
- Do you pledge to uphold the Constitution of the United States?
- No way, sir! Why me again? Can't you find someone else? I have a wife and four children. I have to support them.
- Okay. Thank you. You've successfully answered all the questions.
American immigration officers are very humourless and in the above case the applicant for American citizenship would probably have been denied).
 
 
evillive:


And the girl's great.

)

 
a broker calls a client.
I've got two pieces of news for you. One bad, one good.
I'll start with the bad news,
Your position was closed on a stop loss.
What's the good news?
the volumes on the day were very low
)
 
explor:


And the girl's great.

)

What's wrong with Odessa Barbie already?)
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