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Float Aeroflot trains )))
Lucky!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPaP1jZ2DlA
Thanks pablival ))))
What do you mean?
It's a joke.
It's a joke
Of course, "publi" from publi. ;))
Of course, "publi" from publi. ;))
))) +1
I'm putting this ad on Avito, just for fun...)) Seller's a real hottie! )))))))
Selling my 7! Buying, frankly, questionable, but the price - purely symbolic. 35 thousand rubles and the corvette is yours! Year of issue 1997, the condition is questionable.
Mileage is indicated on the scoreboard as 71000, but this should mean 152000. And if quite honestly, then 252000.
The most important thing, the device on the move! In a city no problems (except that without air conditioner in summer it is hot as hell).
Breaks from a traffic light of many foreign cars (especially those who do not suspect that they participate in the contest). On a motorway is also normal. How fast you can get
on it, depends only on your instinct of self-preservation. Personally, on those rare occasions when I got it up to 130, I found myself not blinking, not
I'm not moving and I'm barely breathing.
The car hasn't been in an accident. But the front fenders are a bit dented, both of them. Must have been hit before me. Although I did get hit once too, to be honest, but very slowly, I didn't
crumpled them. Bodywork - there are some areas that could be considered normal. Deep in the driver's seat (which has something burst inside, making it
Lower than it should be). Alarm key fob in ahtung, the plastic above the main button fell out a long time ago, so it has sunk into obscurity At the service, in response to
question about replacing the key fob with a similar one, they laugh disrespectfully.
I haven't smoked in the car for the last six months. Before that, I smoked a lot. But no more than the previous owner and his many friends at the same time, all together,
in winter, with the windows tightly shut. The uncharacteristically grey ceiling won't allow it to hide it.
The drives are bad.
The heater is a hell of a crucible - it runs in winter so mum's the word. But unfortunately, the hot air blows from underneath and in summer when the heater's off and if you're pushing
over 110 on the highway in sandals, it's burning my toes on the right foot.
There are some weird wiring harnesses coming out of the wiring box that even my electrician can't understand the first time. I can't explain why some of them
made, but I do remember that without them something doesn't turn. The mounting block itself, by the way, is better changed. I'd love to say that I've put all my
love and care, but it's not. All that's invested in it is hate and contempt. Unfamiliar with the mechanics of a car, I've opened the bonnet either to refill
fluid that had disappeared the day before without a trace or apparent reason.
Who needs it. An excellent driving trainer for beginners, after which driving of any car, which year of manufacture is later than 1982, will seem a blessed
relief. For rough wear-and-tear work. Loaded under the roof with building materials and with a sweaty man-worker at the wheel, this car will look more correct,
than with a college girl whose phone costs about the same. For the enthusiast who enjoys living in the garage most of the day. The scope for
for creativity in this car is limitless, you can fix and change just about anything.
Cool pimp-mobile for a real pimp! A battle-hardened pirate schooner with a stern temper! Samurai, loyal to his master until his last breath.
A new kind of yoga. What can't be invented ))))