Humour - page 299

 
- Izya, did you hear how Benya decided to save the tourist season in Crimea?
- What are you talking about, Sarachka?
- What do you mean? Benya promised 10,000 American rubles for every person he gets. I think that when they run out in Donetsk, they'll be taken from Crimean resorts as souvenirs.
 
olivero:
- Izya, did you hear how Benya decided to save the tourist season in Crimea?
- What are you talking about, Sarachka?
- What do you mean? Benya promised 10,000 American rubles for every person. I think that when they run out in Donetsk they will be brought back from the Crimean resorts as souvenirs.

I wonder, if Benya was hung by the balls, which would burst first? The rope or the vocal chords?

A related similar question... which will run out of green men or money from the Beni sooner?

 
 
 

Another version of the caption (photo with a bear):

"Well, fuck...! What have we got here? "

 
leonid553:

Another version of the caption (photo with a bear):

"Well, fuck...! What have we got here? "

- Who lives in the tent?)
 
 

 
 

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