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Husband:
-Hey my sweetie, what have you been up to today?
Wife:
-I cooked borscht, cooked meatballs, washed the windows, did the laundry. I'm knitting socks, tomorrow if you don't pay for the Internet, I'll kill you...
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And bored and sad and with no one to lend a hand
In a moment of heartbreak...
Wish!... What's the use of wishing in vain and forever?...
And the years go by - all the best years!
To love... But who? For a time, it's not worth the trouble,
But it is impossible to love forever.
Do you look within yourself? - There is no trace of the past:
"There's joy and anguish and nothing there...
What of passion? - For sooner or later their sweet affliction
will vanish at the word of reason;
And life, as one looks around with cold attention.

Such an empty and foolish joke...

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And bored and sad and with no one to lend a hand
In a moment of heartbreak...
Wish!... What's the use of wishing in vain and forever?...
And the years go by - all the best years!
To love... But who? For a time, it's not worth the trouble,
But it is impossible to love forever.
Do you look within yourself? - There is no trace of the past:
"There's joy and anguish and nothing...
What of passion? - For sooner or later their sweet affliction
will vanish at the word of reason;
And life, as one looks around with cold attention.

Such an empty and foolish joke...

(


Come, tomorrow.
 
 
It comes to mind. First half of the nineties. Daughter in primary school. Helping my wife and my daughter with a maths problem. She has a college degree, I have an even higher one. So the problem: The shop received five 20 kg crates of potatoes. How many potatoes have been brought to the shop? The answer: 5 crates * 20 kg / crate = 100 kg turned out to be incorrect. The correct answer is 20 kg * 5 = 100 kg.
 
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It comes to mind. First half of the nineties. Daughter in primary school. Helping my wife and my daughter with a maths problem. She has a college degree, I have an even higher one. So the problem: The shop received five 20 kg crates of potatoes. How many potatoes have been brought to the shop? The answer: 5 crates * 20 kg / crate = 100 kg turned out to be incorrect. The correct answer is 20 kg * 5 = 100 kg.
Similarly, only with a granddaughter. A pool with two pipes. Wrong way of solving it, not the way the teacher thought. Completely lost credibility with the child :))
 
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