Humour - page 214

[moskitman]

VOLDEMAR:

...

- If it is likely to open a losing position, this is what happens.
...

There is no such thing as opening a losing position. There is only closing or sitting out a losing position.

[Ihor Herasko]

moskitman:
There is no such thing as opening a losing position. There is only closing or sitting out a losing position.

Opening a position is always a loss because of the spread ))))

[moskitman]

Scriptong:
) Opening a position is always a loss because of the spread ))))

Well, that's a bit ofa stretch, isn't it? It's about

- If it's likely to open a losing position, that's what happens.

And that's how it will always be, not just probable, but waaaay too... )

[Mikhail Kozhemyako]

Screenshot from the local city forum.

Moderators are vigilant everywhere))

[Vladimir Pastushak]

[Vadim Zhunko]

A joke with playing cards.

At what second did you realise where the cheat was? :-))

[moskitman]

Zhunko:

A joke with playing cards.

At what second did you realise where the cheat was? :-))

At minus one. Somewhere on the internet there have been similar "tricks" before, just not with cards.

[Nicolae Terzi]

[СанСаныч Фоменко]

Proverb

[Alexandre]

A favourite pastime since the KPI days - taking an arbitrary situation to the point of absurdity).<br / translate="no">
PallasKatze: Also, "Scientists have caught the ancient Romans wearing socks with sandals."
Shaddar: Did they create a time machine?)
PallasKatze: Yeah. Materialized in those times and, laughing and pointing their fingers, quickly scooted back down.
PallasKatze: A piece of cloth was found on an ancient shoe during an excavation
PallasKatze: Also a man wearing Abibas sweatpants and a cap.
Shaddar: Mm-hmm.)
PallasKatze: And the remains of a bag of s'mores.
PallasKatze: And a pitcher of jag
Shaddar: A collection of squeezed sundials and pocket klepsydras from Flavio Marzipani
PallasKatze: And an amphora of Zhigulevsky.
Shaddar: Stylish sports shoes from Giorgio Spaghetti
Shaddar: * sandals
PallasKatze: And a nearly decayed piece of paper with traces of sheet music by Vladimir Central
Shaddar: Shuga, respect the historical period.)
PallasKatze: Fuck it, I don't know what was there before the sheet music.
PallasKatze: Maybe they recorded it the same way I sang "Time To Go" to you today.
Shaddar: I mean Central.)
Shaddar: My mama gave me a quilted waistcoat
Shaddar: Let me go, Comrade Centurion
PallasKatze: Ringmaker, taper me the Coliseum
Shaddar: To live with Gauls is to howl like a Gaul
PallasKatze: Gala protests
Shaddar: As long as I and Tortillioni are on the case
PallasKatze: I'm taking an extra minute.

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