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Don't think of it as advertising. Funny writing in and around toilets:

http://funprikol.ru/smeshnye_nadpisi/62-smeshnye-nadpisi-v-tualetah-42-foto.html

("No skates on the toilet," etc...)

 
leonid553:

Don't think of it as advertising. Funny writing in and around toilets:

http://funprikol.ru/smeshnye_nadpisi/62-smeshnye-nadpisi-v-tualetah-42-foto.html

("No skates on the toilet", etc...)

Krasnodar, departmental policlinic of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

As the saying goes, don't repeat it twice...

Don't we have cops who can't understand one time ?

 
moskitman:

Krasnodar, departmental polyclinic of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

As they say, don't tell me twice, don't tell me twice...

Don't we have cops who can't understand one time ?

And the latch is on the wrong side of the door, too ....
 
leonid553:
And the latch is also on the wrong side of the door ....
By the way, yes - locking someone up is in their "blood"...
 
"...unlike other areas of human endeavour, in this area they work without fail.

- If a losing position is likely to open, it does.
- Even if, according to market analysis, a losing trade is virtually impossible, it is still a losing trade.
- If several losing trades are possible, they are executed in the most unfavorable sequence, in maximal lots, without stops and in the upside (downside) to the opposite side of the market.
- After a number of losing trades the cycle repeats.
- There is not a losing trade that could not become even more unprofitable.
- As soon as you get ready to enter the market, the price immediately gets worse.
- Your friend's broker will always have better quotes.
- As soon as you transfer your account to your mate's broker, the new broker will reduce the leverage, increase the margin and increase the minimum number of traded lots from $100,000 to $500,000.
- Every trader can make a trading decision with sufficient information.
- A good trader makes a decision even if there is not enough information.
- The ideal trader acts in absolute ignorance.
- Wherever the market goes, there is always an analyst who knows that it is going to happen.
- The first consequence: having two analysts with different directions in the forecasts you can always guess the exact direction of the market.
- The opportunity for a successful trade was exactly when you were out of the office or when you had a power outage.
- Your desire to enter the market is inversely proportional to your confidence in its direction.
- As soon as you enter the market the correction against your position begins.
- Explanation: a market correction is caused by opening a position.
- Traders make mistakes, but only computers can confuse things completely.
- MTS gives signals the way you told it to, and not the way you would like it to.
- A good profitable position could have been opened only yesterday.
- Any market movement in your direction seems like the last opportunity to walk away with your money, any movement against a position seems like the beginning of a big trend.
- Any market movement has a 50% chance of happening: either it will or it won't.
- When opening a position, remember: you do not need to place a stop profit, because a stop loss is triggered anyway.
- If you have calculated the profitability of a trade and it turns out to be profitable, throw out your calculator - it is simply broken.
- The first law of the novice investor: The exchange rate rises only until you buy at least some shares. After that, the exchange rate begins to fall inexorably.
- Corollary. What appears to be the beginning of an upturn turns out to be the peak in value.
- The second law of the beginning investor: Do not believe anyone who says he is trying to make a profit. The main goal is to minimise losses.
- The third law of the beginning investor: The extent of your losses will only become clear at the very last moment. Hope dies last.
- DayTrader Attention Rule. : With 100% focus, you can control the situation at 95%; with 95% focus, you can control the situation at 90%; with 90% focus .... you need to play something else."
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