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Life in the house was going smoothly... Until my wife noticed our neighbour washing the stairwell with my pants...
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Women's...
Today at the office, I threw a couple of Viagra pills into a communal coffee pot...
I was showered with compliments...
Tomorrow I'll throw in four pills...
Women's...
Threw a couple of Viagra pills into a communal coffee pot at the office today...
Bathed in compliments...
Tomorrow I'll throw in four pills...
The main side effects of Viagra are headache, stomach upset, temporary visual disturbance, reddening of the skin, feeling unwell and shortness of breath. By choosing the right dose, you can reduce the chance of side effects to 2.5%.
If you experience side effects for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention. If you experience a sudden loss of vision or hearing, stop taking Viagra and seek medical attention.
The most common side effects are reddening of the skin, dizziness, and nasal congestion.
So the more realistic denouement of this anecdote is not the compliments, but calling an ambulance.
So the more realistic denouement of this anecdote is not the compliments, but calling an ambulance.
Impressed :)))
And here? :-)
V.is a medicine that has a number of side effects:
The main side effects of Viagra are headache, stomach upset, temporary visual disturbance, reddening of the skin, feeling unwell and shortness of breath. By choosing the right dose, you can reduce the chance of side effects to 2.5%.
If you experience side effects for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention. If you experience a sudden loss of vision or hearing, stop taking Viagra and seek medical attention.
The most common side effects are reddening of the skin, dizziness, and nasal congestion.
So the more realistic denouement of this anecdote is not the compliments, but calling an ambulance.
By the way, one of the effects of Viagra and some other similar drugs is to disturb the permeability of cell membranes. And recent studies have shown that this effect is much stronger in the case of cancer cells (particularly in prostate cancer) - they virtually die of hypoxia, while healthy cells can withstand such deprivations. So it's not all bad: the benefits can come from the unexpected side.)
So the more realistic outcome of this anecdote is not the compliments, but calling an ambulance.
Almost all medicines have side effects and contraindications. The same paracetamol that everyone swallows should and should not (especially in the form of any tasty, diluted powders) can lead to very sad consequences, and even in the wrong dosage, and even the runny nose drops can lead to death, a 3-year-old child was barely pumped out after these vasoconstrictor drops...