Humour - page 315

 
 
 

A true story. It was a long time ago.

I have an acquaintance. She came home one day and told her husband that she had been on a shuttle bus with Margaret Thatcher. The doctor arrived and advised her to stay home for a few days. Three days later, the joyful husband tells her that all is well. The doctor, in his joy, tells the patient that everything is all right, she has never once in three days told them such bullshit that she rode in a minibus with one of the celebrities from TV. To which the patient replies: "How could I ride with someone in a minibus if I haven't been out of the house for three days?"

 
JImpro:

Kill yourself against the wall. Please.
 
JImpro:

Are you having a hard time? Humorist.
 
 
 
 
 
JImpro:

Avivnosec...

What, were you in a big hurry to make a poop? :)))))))

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