Humour - page 316

 
evillive:

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, because the problem is in the hardware and programmers do not have to deal with it ))))

The light bulb is irrelevant. When the monitor goes out, the programmer will replace it.
 
Yeah... Looks like all the smokers are going to settle in now that they've been kicked out.
 
evillive:
Yeah... Looks like all the smokers are going to settle in now that they've been kicked out.
The Kremlin bots are in mourning. Smokehouse is a gold mine. How's Witek, zfs and co. without beer now?
 
Has the smoking room been eliminated?
 
evillive: Yeah... Looks like all the smokers are going to stay here now that they've been kicked out.

There is noRidna Nenka for this branch.

Violators of this rule will be dealt with most severely.

Avtomat: The smoking room has been eliminated?

Yes.

P.S. For the crafty ones, there's still the first Smokehouse. But you can't go in there either, it's closed for good.

 
Mathemat:


avtomat
: The smoking room has been eliminated?

Yes.


And rightly so. This pus should have been destroyed a long time ago.
 
avtomat:

And rightly so. This pustule should have been destroyed a long time ago.
I said so when the decision was made to create a smoking room.
 
 
 
JImpro: MEPhI's theology department has reported that the missile PROTON has struck the celestial firmament.


Our patriotic answer to popery and obscurantism:

Reason: