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The MT4 tester has the same thing with visual testing
Apparently it's some kind of Windows thing with optimized CPU time allocation.
What user uses has a higher priority. (not a fact, just thinking out loud)
The speed of the cards will increase considerably. The reason for this, albeit indirectly, is that the program waits for the mouse to click.
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The situation become more complex when you enable the Foreground Applications option. This introduces the "variable quantum" concept. In this case, background tasks receive a different quantum than the quantums received by the foreground tasks. Also, both sets of quantums are shorter than a thread would receive on a computer set for background services. Currently, a background process receives a quantum of 3 and a foreground process receives a quantum of 9. Therefore, you can calculate the length of time the thread will run before its timer expires.
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Like this.
But reaction to mouse movement is some implementation flaw, most likely.
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The situation become more complex when you enable the Foreground Applications option. This introduces the "variable quantum" concept. In this case, background tasks receive a different quantum than the quantums received by the foreground tasks. Also, both sets of quantums are shorter than a thread would receive on a computer set for background services. Currently, a background process receives a quantum of 3 and a foreground process receives a quantum of 9. Therefore, you can calculate the length of time the thread will run before its timer expires.
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Like this.
But reaction to mouse movement is some implementation flaw, most likely.
Wentzel and Ovcharov have an interesting problem on this subject. (The theory of random processes. M.:Nauka.1991).
CHAPTER 5. Markovian processes of death and reproduction with continuous time.
5.5. Processes with limit number of states.
Example 3.
I recommend...
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Meaningless things
- highlight text with the mouse when reading
Igor, ready to give a holo... pale... neighbour's ears that it's not meaningless.
I always double-click any word before scrolling the screen with the mouse wheel - the highlighted word allows me to continue reading immediately, rather than looking for "where the hell did I stop before scrolling the text"... :)
Ways to hunt:
1. BearYou buy 20 cans of pea porridge, go to the forest, open it, throw it into the den. If the bear is stupid (90% of the time), he eats it all at once. If he's smart (10%), he asks who it's from, you tell him "Greenpeace" or "United Russia", and he has no more questions. You sit quietly near the den, waiting for him to fume until he is blue in the face. As soon as a snowdrop withers, you throw a match into the den. You scrape the good bits off the trees, take them away. Or run away from the burning bear, as luck would have it.
2. Hare
You buy a bag of salt, walk around and salt the grass everywhere. The hare gets drunk and starts running to the waterhole. You mark his path and set a mousetrap on it. The hare runs slower with a mousetrap, with two mousetraps he can hardly walk, with three mousetraps he sits crying and shows with his free hand that he gives up. You walk up, put the fourth one on him, tie his hands together with his ears, carry him home. At home you show him the oven. If the hare is stupid (70% of the time), good riddance. If he is clever (30 per cent), he will dance around the tree and drum his paws as long as necessary. Then you give him a carrot and let him go. Or into the oven. If he danced badly around the tree.
3. The elephant .
You buy a ticket, go to the zoo and there, in the biggest cage, is an elephant. A hundred percent of the time it's intelligent and you can't hunt it. So you pretend to watch. And the smart elephant pretends he doesn't give a shit. And shits.
The audience is taken away, and they go to clean his cage. When they open it, he runs out and tries to trample you. You take a quick shit, he slips and falls. A shat elephant with an eight square metre bruise is of no value to the zoo. You show your C license and it's yours.
4. Ducks
Buy the biggest duck panties you can find. Nail them to a stick and go out in the field with this flag. When the ducks come up, you wave and bow and say "welcome". One hundred per cent of ducks think they're going to make an intermediate stop for repairs and refuelling. When they land, you hide the flag and turn away, like "I take it back". The ringleader asks you some questions, and with a couple of fat ducks he goes to your place. That's what it takes. In hand-to-hand combat, a duck is a dick.
5. Moose
You buy the antlers at a flea market, attach the ties, arrive in the woods, put them on, make a languid face. If you miscalculate and they're in heat, at best they'll fuck you, at worst they'll lick your weepy, salty face beyond recognition. If they have a quiet period, they'll put you on probation for twenty-four hours. During this time you have to nibble on seven trees, run over a KAMAZ and blow down a hundred metres of telephone cable.
Now you're a moose, they believe you, and selling them the idea of going to the village to gnaw on a log is a no-brainer. Smart moose are few, five-six percent, even less literate, so the sign "Hunting Agency" on the house doesn't scare them away. The only thing left is to tear off the antlers, stick them in the ground and yell "You bitches!!!" Those who skipped away are free. The ones stuck in the fence are yours.
Ways to hunt:
1. BearYou buy 20 cans of pea porridge, go to the forest, open it, throw it into the den. If the bear is stupid (90% of the time), he eats it all at once. If he's smart (10%), he asks who it's from, you tell him "Greenpeace" or "United Russia", and he has no more questions. You sit quietly near the den, waiting for him to fume until he is blue in the face. As soon as a snowdrop withers, you throw a match into the den. You scrape the good bits off the trees, take them away. Or run away from a burning bear, as luck would have it.
2. The hare
You buy a sack of salt, go around and salt the grass. The hare gets full, starts running to the watering hole. You mark his path, put a mousetrap on it. The hare runs slower with a mousetrap, with two mousetraps he can hardly walk, with three mousetraps he sits crying and shows with his free hand that he gives up. You walk up, put the fourth one on him, tie his hands together with his ears, carry him home. At home you show him the oven. If the hare is stupid (70% of the time), good riddance. If he is clever (30 per cent), he will dance around the tree and drum his paws as long as necessary. Then you give him a carrot and let him go. Or into the oven. If he danced badly around the tree.
3. The elephant .
You buy a ticket, go to the zoo and there, in the biggest cage, is an elephant. A hundred percent of the time it's intelligent and you can't hunt it. So you pretend to watch. And the smart elephant pretends he doesn't give a shit. And shits.
The audience is taken away, and they go to clean his cage. When they open it, he runs out and tries to trample you. You take a quick shit, he slips and falls. A shat elephant with an eight square metre bruise is of no value to the zoo. You show your C license and it's yours.
4. Ducks
Buy the biggest duck panties you can find. Nail them to a stick and go out in the field with this flag. When the ducks come up, you wave and bow and say "welcome". One hundred per cent of ducks think they're going to make an intermediate stop for repairs and refuelling. When they land, you hide the flag and turn away, like "I take it back". The ringleader asks you some questions, and with a couple of fat ducks he goes to your place. That's what it takes. In hand-to-hand combat, a duck is a dick.
5. Moose
You buy the antlers at a flea market, attach the ties, arrive in the woods, put them on, make a languid face. If you miscalculate and they're in heat, at best they'll fuck you, at worst they'll lick your weepy, salty face beyond recognition. If they have a quiet period, they'll put you on probation for twenty-four hours. During this time you have to nibble on seven trees, run over a KAMAZ and blow down a hundred metres of telephone cable.
Now you're a moose, they believe you, and selling them the idea of going to the village to gnaw on a log is a no-brainer. Smart moose are few, five-six percent, even less literate, so the sign "Hunting Agency" on the house doesn't scare them away. The only thing left is to tear off the antlers, stick them in the ground and yell "You bitches!!!" Those who skipped away are free. The ones stuck in the fence are yours.
This is an outrage. Not only is it all poaching, but it is also in a twisted form.
It is especially unclear what has caused the recent increase in bear raids.
I'm going to complain.
It's an outrage. It is not only poaching, but also in a perverted form.
It is especially unclear what has caused the recent increase in bear raids.
I'm going to complain.
What are you offended by?
Isn't the percentage in favor of the bears?
Traders are split 97 to 3.
The bears are split 90 to 10.
So the bears are three times smarter...)
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That's the problem with ducks...
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It is especially unclear what has caused the recent increase in bear raids.
I'm going to complain.
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