America's default, in Russian. - page 44

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Reshetov:


What is the thickness of a $100 note? Who has a micrometer?

So far I've been able to find out the thickness of the 1993 $10 note. - 0.0043 inch (0.1075 mm).

Is it true that dollars are noticeably thicker in Uzbekistan?
 
Mischek:

It's not me )
How can you prove it? )
 
sanyooooook:
How can you prove it? )

So he' s there and he's not there.
 
Mischek:

So he' s there and he's not there.
Alien IV?
 
Mischek:

He's there and he's not here.
It's a good thing he doesn't owe me a beer.)
 
Mischek:
Is it true that dollars are noticeably fatter in Uzbekistan?
I haven't measured it.
 
Reshetov:
Didn't measure it.

)))
 
Figar0:

With such a lever, the Earth could be rolled over, and it's a good thing they don't have a normal fulcrum yet)

It's not a lever, it's the axis around which the Earth rotates.

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ZZU Russian language class at a Georgian school in the USSR:

teacher: - Givi, what is OS?

Givi: - OS is a kind of a gross fly.

The teacher: - No, Givi, a big balasaty-palasaty fly is a shmel, and an os is a big stick that Zemlya spins on.

 
Even if you don't count the fact that Uzbek dollars are much fatter, we will soon reach the sun.
 
BoraBo:
Even if you don't count the fact that Uzbek dollars are much fatter, we will soon reach the sun.
And let's count in cents, suddenly the mass of the Earth is greater )))
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