[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 749

 

A Hard Day's Morning


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Mathemat:
Handmade


Oh, moths))))) I used to think it was the other way round.)

And you can put a suction cup hose on the Chinese like you do on cows in a machine milking, and pour everything into one tank - they all look the same as it is.

 
 
 
 

Learn Russian ....

 

Read the writings on the walls carefully - trust them !

 
moskitman:
*****

A bus. The driver:
- Are you getting off at Rodina's?
Someone from the cabin:
- ugly people go on!

*****

Not so )))

A real case in Izhevsk. We have a shop called Rodina.

Two people of Caucasian nationality are travelling in a bus and one asks the other:

- 'Do you get off at Rodina?

- ...(silence)

- Do you get off at the Rodina?

- ...(silence)

- Do you go to the Motherland?

- And you're a handsome one, aren't you, karsny?
 
sanyooooook:

Not so )))

A real case in Izhevsk...

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