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He's right!

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Killed...
 
The man took time off for his birthday. He didn't tell his wife about it. And when she left
to work, he ordered a hooker home. He's just starting to fuck her,
the door opens and his wife shows up in the room, having forgotten her phone
the phone in the room.
Wife: What are you going to tell me now?
Husband: You won't believe it! She told me it was your present!!!

 
The lunacy is getting worse: An icon of Vladimir Putin in the Nizhny Novgorod region has begun to melt
 

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!Swetik (13:50:43 13/01/2012)
Dimul, when you come home from work, buy some bread - ( half rye && ( loaf || half white )
 
alex_smith:
!Swetik (13:50:43 13/01/2012)
Dimul, go home from work - buy bread - ( half rye & & & ( loaf || half white )
Only the funny thing is that if half rye is bought - the case should stop at half rye :-D.
 
jartmailru:
Except that the funniest thing is that if half a rye is bought- the case should stop at half of rye :-D.


If the half rye is NOT bought

;)

But the MQL4 programmer should move on to buying white anyway.

 
jartmailru:
Except the funny thing is that if half a rye is bought, it should stop at half a rye :-D.
Why? It's got an E sign on it. So it is compulsory to buy white and black bread, only black must be strictly half, but white can be bought the whole loaf.
 
jartmailru:
Except the funny thing is that if half a rye is bought, it should stop at half a rye :-D.
As for the bread, yes, but the correct answer is: ( . .. && ( a loaf(whole)|| half(0.5) BE-LEN-KOY) ) - because you have to get ready for Friday... :-)
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