[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 802

 
liana:

He and I also laughed at his idea for a long time. I think he was really excited about it himself.
You smoke too?!!!
 
A lesson in a Georgian school:
- Gogi, conjugate the verb 'chickens' in the present vremeni.
- I hen, you hen, he, she, they hen.
- Sit down, five! Vano, conjugate the verb "chickens" in the past tense.
- I'm a chicken, you're a chicken, he's a chicken.
- Sit down, five! Niko, conjugate the verb "chickens" in the future vremeni.
- I shish kebab, you shish kebab, he shish kebab.
- Sit down, two!
- For what?
- Shashlik is the future tense of the verb lamb. The future tense of the verb "chicken" is chahohbili.
 
FAQ:

One night on the night canal,

He weaved his tight net!

But the evil Japanese Shirakawa,

Said and the quid went skyward!


With a smile, the young brother of Ilan,

He fell at Kolyan's feet!

He'll never see the loks again!

He's lost his depot!

In the last line, the author's sense of rhythm betrayed his sense of rhythm. Better: He lost his depot.
 
khorosh:
In the last line, the author's sense of rhythm betrayed his sense of rhythm. Better: He lost his depot.
No, it's OK - it's the author's version of the original motif that's right.
 
khorosh:
In the last line, the author's sense of rhythm changed. Better: He lost his depot.


Sorry, it's not a waltz - it's a march!

Melody here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSiVnyd4VDU listen from the first minute (before that there is a long intro)

 

Marketers are very fond of unrounded prices (49.95, 99.99 etc.). There are probably reasons for this: perhaps better buys, higher attractiveness, and more. Therefore:

 

Now let's hear the whole orchestra, who wants to sing along...

...and the backup dancers...

 
FAQ:


Sorry, it's not a waltz - it's a march!

Tune here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSiVnyd4VDU listen from the first minute (there is a long intro before that)



CSS text formatting is now available on the website

This is an example of text with shadow


EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 3

EXAMPLE 4.

EXAMPLE 5.

EXAMPLE 6

AND MANY MORE.

 
Example formatting of a quotation...

Example formatting of a quotation.

"... Example formatting of a quotation..."


" Example formatting of a quotation ".

Example 1. Web 2.0 style header

 

>
Reason: