[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 635
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Then you will definitely like this
http://youtu.be/G2Y0oqZOyl0
>Then you will definitely enjoy it
"Documentary"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gB-_4-1EE
black humour
yyy: No, a win-win argument is the question: "So what?"
xxx: I can also say "bebebe" to your "So what?" )
yyy: So what?
Give a man an hour's confidence in his future, he'll immediately take
something on credit.
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A colleague at work decides to tell a story from his merry, rural youth. The whole team was lying under the table after the first sentence: "Somehow they brought me in to fight drunk..."
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- HELLO TO ALL OF YOU!!!!
- Press Caps Lock.
- О!!! THANK YOU!!! SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT!!!!
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A fisherman is sitting on the bank of a river. He has two fishing rods. On one he strings a worm and throws it into the river. On the second one he strings a worm and throws it behind him. A man walks by and asks:
- The one that goes into the river, I see. And the one you throw behind you, what for?
- I won't tell you.
- Say, I'll give you a hundred grams.
Poured the fisherman a hundred grams, he drank it and said:
- Look, which one's in the river - no bite, and which one's in the back - you're already the fifth.
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User Vasya Chaynikov finds out that hacker Vova Krutoy has a new CD-ROM with a game. Since Vasya has no CD-ROM drive, he decided to copy the game to himself using floppies. The game is 700 megabytes, the floppy disk capacity is 1.44 megabytes, so Vasya has a total of 12 floppies. It takes half an hour to get from Chaynikov's house to Krutogo's house.
Question:
How long will it take before Vasya finds out that the game can only be started if he has a CD-ROM?
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- Hello, my vixen!
- Are you trying to tell me I'm an animal?!
- No, of course not! You're a mushroom!
****
The anaesthetist's wife has no idea her husband is beating her.
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The doctor reads an advertisement on a pole: "Cure all diseases", smiles and says:
- No way, you can't cure them all.