[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 382

 

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"The Stavropol Territory may register a patent for 'God-guaranteed quality' products. Governor Valery Gayevsky has instructed the regional government to consider the issue. It was reported on the governor's official website. <br / translate="no"> Let me remind you that archbishop of Stavropol and Vladikavkaz Theophanes suggested to use the slogan "God's guaranteed quality" to advertise Stavropol mineral water. Speaking about the local mineral springs, Theophanes said that they have healing power, which has a divine nature. According to the bishop, God's guarantee is more reliable than man's and exceeds 100 percent.
However, the governor decided to go beyond mineral water and consider introducing a similar slogan for other products made in Stavropol Territory.
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Joint Venture "By God we trust"

One day, Archbishop Theophanes of Stavropol and Vladikavkaz was asleep and had a dream that he was having a Skype conversation with his joint venture partner.
- Somewhere like this," the Archbishop finished his previous thought. And also," he continued, "there is the subject of expanding the brand range. Your guarantees are required.
- Let's meet and discuss it, - replied the interlocutor.
- Where?" Looking through the business plan Theophanes automatically asked.
- You can come to my place, - suggested the interlocutor.
Theophanes choked up.
- You'd better come to us," he said.
- Whatever you say, partner, whatever you say," he agreed. - The Last Judgment is the Last Judgment. Maybe it really is time.
 
Svinozavr:
Joint Venture "By God we trust"

One day, Archbishop Theophan of Stavropol and Vladikavkaz was asleep and had a dream that he was having a Skype conversation with his JV partner.
- Somewhere like this," the Archbishop finished his previous thought. And also," he continued, "there is the subject of expanding the brand range. Your guarantees are required.
- Let's meet and discuss it, - replied the interlocutor.
- Where?" Looking through the business plan Theophanes automatically asked.
- You can come to my place, - suggested the interlocutor.
Theophanes choked up.
- You'd better come to us," he said.
- Whatever you say, partner, whatever you say," he agreed. - The Last Judgment is the Last Judgment. Maybe it really is time.


bravissimo!

Did you write it yourself?

 

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moskitman:


bravissimo!

You wrote it yourself?

By myself...

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Yes. Thank you...))