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blimey, I'm late to the dog theme...

Do you know why little dogs are so mean? Because they're very concentrated.


or here's another one:

A man is selling a dog. The buyer asks:

- Is it healthy?

- Healthy!

- Smart?

- Smart!

- Faithful?

- Faithful, that's the fifth time I've sold her...

 
 
The new version of MT6 has introduced another order: Stop moose, I don't care about the take! ))