[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 367

 

not humour - just liked it and it seems to be on our theme...


"You don't have to be smarter than others to succeed, you just have to be a day faster than most."
(c) Szilárd Leó

 
 
Mischek:


Hat!!! )))

By the way, the mushroom is the sex organ of the mycelium.

 
moskitman:


the mushroom is the sexual organ of the mycelium.


Nothing sacred )
 

Construction humour - http://www.compromat.info/page_29818.htm

Olympic money going out in tunnels

"Contracts for multimillion-dollar sums, .... are, to put it bluntly, drafted without much finesse. A loan agreement for buying a teapot is even more detailed and contains more clauses legally binding for the parties. However, the simplicity and lack of specificity ensure freedom of manoeuvre" (c).

 

there really is nothing sacred!

 
Application to the helpdesk (text verbatim):

-Tajiks dropped the computer while moving.
The processor and fan are out of socket.
Request repair and startup of the computer.

Specialist reply:
Most likely, the processor flew out of the socket because it has matured and fledged, as can be judged by the presence of a fan on it.
 

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