[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 360
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Justified. The legislation of this country, it is one way of life. Fundamental. It's the laws by which this country lives. And it looks like shit.
But there'll be less of these freaks (mate)
>Watch out for the mate
It would be inexcusable not to use such a large flock of sheep
and no matter how hard her husband tried to find out what she kept in it, he couldn't. Not in a year, not in five, not in ten...
The wife took pity on her husband on their golden anniversary, and opened the chest. It contained five seeds and ten thousand dollars.
- And what does it mean? - asked the husband.
- Every time I cheated on you, I put one seed in the box.
- Well, five times in fifty years is not much. And the money?
- When I had a kilo of sunflower seeds, I sold them.