[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 169

 
sergeev:
It's called pulling death's whiskers :) adrenaline junkie. It's not enough I'm doing something extreme on the fore, but I've started pestering the moderators :)
I knew this was gonna be a lot of fun. But the good old men, shivering but not losing their composure :))
 

From BashOrg:

пїЅ*пїЅпїЅ: my parents found processor paste, in a syringe. at my place.
pїS*pїЅnїЅ: they thought I was a drug addict and got rid of the "drugs"

 
 
RomanS: 100% correct answer, it's also called a handwheel, nowadays "such" electric locomotives are no longer produced. It doesn't rotate around the axis, it just tilts 20/30 degrees to the right/left to dial positions


I used to think it was a handbrake for emergency manual stopping of electric locomotives. Turns out it's a "variable resistor" :))

 

Mathematics (geometry)

Oral examination in Mathematics at Moscow State University.
An applicant tells the theorem about parallel lines:
- Through any point not lying on a given line you can draw one line parallel to the given line if it is drawn exactly...
- WHERE DID YOU READ THAT?
The aspirant with a clever look takes out a book and shows the right place to the examiner:
"Through any point not lying on a given line you can draw exactly one line parallel to the given line...".

 
Great, drknn. An illustration that in the exact sciences one has to be extremely careful with the terminology. If it were the word "only" or "only", there would be no problem with interpretation.
 
Oh, man, you guys... You haven't read the author.
That is the question...

===
))) At least read Lozinski's translation. Boris Leonidovich's (Pasternak's) is far from the original.
 

Obligatory office equipment (OOS)

Depression ?
Stress ?
Take 2 paper clips and elastic bands.

Connect them as shown in the picture.

Adopt a construction as shown in the illustration below

Enjoy your day.

These must-have office tools will help you end your day with a smile on your face!