[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 169

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It's called pulling death's whiskers :) adrenaline junkie. It's not enough I'm doing something extreme on the fore, but I've started pestering the moderators :)
From BashOrg:
пїЅ*пїЅпїЅ: my parents found processor paste, in a syringe. at my place.
pїS*pїЅnїЅ: they thought I was a drug addict and got rid of the "drugs"
I used to think it was a handbrake for emergency manual stopping of electric locomotives. Turns out it's a "variable resistor" :))
Mathematics (geometry)
Oral examination in Mathematics at Moscow State University.
An applicant tells the theorem about parallel lines:
- Through any point not lying on a given line you can draw one line parallel to the given line if it is drawn exactly...
- WHERE DID YOU READ THAT?
The aspirant with a clever look takes out a book and shows the right place to the examiner:
"Through any point not lying on a given line you can draw exactly one line parallel to the given line...".
That is the question...
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))) At least read Lozinski's translation. Boris Leonidovich's (Pasternak's) is far from the original.
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