[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 629

 
Maybe a photojob?
 
Integer:


What is it, who knows?

Weapons of mass fertilisation :)))))))))))))
 
Integer:

What is it, who knows?

A machine for firing measurements and testing guns.
 
A programmer is a man who puts his hard drive on defragmentation during sex with his wife...
 
sergeev:

A programmer is a person who defragments his hard drive during sex with his wife...

No, this is just an advanced user.

The programmer, on the other hand, is thinking about an infinite loop and counting the number of iterations.

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NB: I'm not married. Repeatedly.

 
 


According to national mobile phone operators, 75% of calls on Friday are made to find out where the drunkenness is taking place


The guy who bought a pack of Belomorkanal at a kiosk, then got into his Audi TT and drove off in an unknown direction, you broke my psyche!


A Jew is asked:
- You have six apples, if you give half to your brother, how many will be left?
- Taki five and a half.

 
 


 
Electric train. The gypsy to the man:
- Pay up, my dear! Anything you want!!!
The man pulls out 500 euros:
- Tell me, sweetheart, what's the half-life of radium?
The gypsy is shocked, her eyes are wide open...
- You see, you don't deserve it.
Reason: