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There are two grandmothers on the front seats. The bus is almost full. At the bus stop a guy walks in. He gives the driver 10 roubles for the fare and gets 1 rouble in change. The rouble slips out of his hands and falls under the seats of the grannies. The guy bends over, tries to find the change and, unexpectedly, farts. There is silent laughter and giggling in the minibus. One of the grannies tells the other: "It's worth it to bust your ass for a ruble! The minibus explodes with laughter. The guy turns crimson and asks the bus to stop.
After a minute, a respectable lady enters the bus. The shuttle continues to laugh. The lady begins to nervously examine herself. Maybe they are laughing at her. Then grannies, rolling with laughter, start telling the lady the story about the rouble. The lady also starts laughing and then a snot comes out of her nose and falls on the grannies........ The lady asks him to stop the bus.
We drive on, rolling with laughter.
The driver laughs too, takes out his cigarettes, lights a cigarette and opens the hatch above his head. He blows the smoke out of the hatch and shouts at the grannies: "Don't you guys feel any wind under the hatch?" The cabin explodes with another burst of laughter. The driver, realising what he's said, falls out of the cab, dancing and hooting.
The same shuttle 20 minutes later.
The minibus with the terminus "Sakharny village". Everyone is seated, seats taken .... The driver starts the car.... A grandmother opens the door.... and immediately asks the driver, "Honey, are you at the end of Sugarloaf?" There is a slight chuckle going around the bus.... The driver didn't take long to reply, "I don't know, I haven't tried it!". There was open laughter all over the minibus! The grandmother looked around with a hawkish look and realised that there were no vacant seats.... and holding out 10 roubles to the driver, she said: "Take me standing up!" ..... The driver falls out of the cab into a snowdrift and shakes in a hysterical fit.
old accordion
2008 or even earlier.
old banger.
jartmailru
2008 or even earlier. --- the glass is half empty
No, 2009, fresh as a whistle.
2008, she was already in reruns.
http://www.anekdot.ru/id/339136/
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granit77 23.04.2011 09:04
2008 or even earlier. --- the glass is half empty
No, it's from 2009, it' s brand new.
Shall we continue, lovers of Russian swear words? ;)
... first it's nihh, then it's nihh!!! %%u$h, %%u$h, and then %%u$h again...
i suggest we go back to the riddle
I suggest we get back to the riddle.
spit it out, third day of thinking and no fucking ....