[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 563

 

and I wanted to find a single dem with Simpson's head slippers...

 

- Hello, is this the psychiatric hospital?
- Yeah.
- My car's been stolen, help me find the thief.
- That's not for us, call the police.
- You see, an '86 Zaporozhets was stolen.

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- Such horrors were shown on the mirror this morning!
 

"Finger-pointing" you say?

 

A terracotta army was accidentally discovered in 1976 by peasants, in China

A snow army was accidentally discovered by peasants near Kaluga

 
Beautiful pictures on cars. How can you wash a car like that? You don't even want to wash off such beauty. There is only one way out - to take a picture and only after that wash the car - well, it's a pity to destroy such beauty :)
 
drknn:
Pretty pictures on cars. How can you wash a car after that? You don't even want to wash it off. There is only one way out - take a picture and then wash the car. It is a pity to destroy such beauty :)

However, if the airbrush disappears after a wash, you have been scammed.

 

It's not even airbrushing... where "everyone can doodle with their finger"... accidentally stumbled across the author

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wfWPtjxMA&feature=fvw

a mazda on 4.12

there's more about the technique here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wfWPtjxMA&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Reason: