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no humour, maths class 2, extracurricular activities
5. There is a ghost in the Stangenzirkul castle. At first it would only scare the staff at night, but gradually it became so cheeky that it began to appear during the day, taking the form of one of the tourists. But the ghost was very scattered and always seemed to be different from regular people - it might have transparent ears or a head that was on backwards. Look at the picture (below) and identify which of the tourists is a disguised ghost. Why?
Write the answer and the necessary explanations.
I kinda found it and the baby is almost crying, mockery not 2nd grade maths )
Uncle #2 has a shadow in the other direction.
yeah
2, 3, 4, 5 have one eye each and 1 has two.
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An exam at a police school. Examiner: - Here in front of you is a picture of the suspect in the PROFILE, what special features can you name?
1st cadet: - The suspect has one ear.
Examiner: - Wrong, it's a profile, D for you comrade cadet.
2nd Cadet: - Suspect has one eye.
Examiner: - You also get an F, I remind you that this is a profile picture, is there not one person in your ranks who has sense?
3rd cadet: - Suspect wears lenses.
Examiner with surprise: - Finally, excellent comrade cadet, just tell your stupid colleagues how you came to that conclusion.
3rd cadet: - It's elementary - glasses won't stay on one ear!!!
What have you found? It's a marasmus. It's not shadows underneath them, it's puddles. And one visitor has a puddle sticking out the other side.
Why puddles? Because when there's torchlight, there's nothing to shine from above, the shadows are indistinct, they're almost non-existent. And they'd be directed from the torches. So it's a puddle.
But the author has made provision for the mouse.
What's your option, I don't understand.
I don't know the right answer, but it turns out that on the first assignment, it's both 1st grade and pre-school
Maybe it's just a test to see who's paying attention to what and where.
The rest is good enough for the second.
1. Which word in the row is redundant: BATON, PONCHIK, BELISH, CHAINNIK, TORT, KARAVAY?
BATON
PONCHICK
BELASH
CHAINER
CAKE
KARAVAY
2. A brick weighs half a brick and another kilo. How much does a brick weigh?
3. mateMasha guessed a number. First she subtracted 12 from it, then multiplied by 2, then added 10 and got 30. What number did she wish for?
4. How many two-digit numbers have the sum of digits equal to 8?
What's your version, I don't understand.
The puddle on the other side may be sticking out simply because of the unevenness of the terrain. But what made these puddles form is still unclear. Suppose it's raining outside, then there's no ghost among them, it's homemade.
But for the logic of first and second graders, this is somehow wrong. None of them have been to castles and don't know what they are, for them a picture is an abstraction.
The puddle on the other side may be sticking out simply because of the unevenness of the terrain. It is not clear why these puddles formed. Suppose it is raining outside, then there is no ghost among them, it is domestic.
Then you don't have an option.
sit down, two.
parents to the forum tomorrow!
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Don't park cars in the wrong place, new tow trucks have been procured
>no humour
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My grandmother got married. She is 76 years old and he is 78. They met at the cemetery. She regularly visited her grandfather's grave, and he came to the grave next door. Her future husband. He would bring flowers, spend hours neatly cleaning his wife's grave, and her grandmother turned her attention to him. One day, while he was away, she looked at the date of the woman's death - 11 years ago. At first, Grandmother only said hello to him, then chatted with him, and then they started going back together. He would walk her home. They developed a cemetery friendship from all this. And they decided to get married. There weren't many people at the festive table. My new grandfather, Nikolai Ivanovich, raised a glass of Pepsi-Cola - he doesn't drink at all (my mother also said that a non-drinking man can only be found in a cemetery), and so he raised his glass, everyone fell silent, he looked intently at my grandmother and said softly:
- 'Anya, don't you recognise me?
Grandmother's lips quivered, she nodded:
- I do, Kolenka, I did long ago.
Imagine, Lord, they were married once before. They were 18 at the time. They'd only been together two months and then they split up. He thought she was a floozy, she thought he was an insolent floozy.
Honestly, God, did You set this up?
Lyosha, 4th grade.
Not a match, ( She is 76 years old and he is 78..... They were 18 years old at the time).