[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 272

 
PapaYozh:

About the Japanese. I wonder how much of this is really true?

http://teh-nomad.livejournal.com/508658.html


It doesn't say anything at all about negativity, and there's a lot of it.

Japanese are adapted to eat fish and rice to such an extent that they have a different composition of digestive enzymes.

Some sort of occasional craze they have, like a fashion to wear makeup, wear lenses or some sort of pokemon, in some perverted public form it.

The Japanese have very low unemployment. Apparently you'll die without a job there.

The economy is strong on domestic consumption.

Bad with medicine. Like no man, no problem.

Totalitarianism is no match for ours, Asians after all. You're supposed to think that at one time you ripped your own belly open on the orders of your commander. But it turns out that even a Japanese man cannot hack his own bellybutton, his friends helped him :))) Friends like that.

 
gip:


The Japanese are so adapted to eating fish and rice that they have a different composition of digestive enzymes.

And Africans in Africa can eat raw meat and drink the raw water there.

Some sort of occasional craze they have, like a fashion to dye, wear lenses or some sort of pokemon, in some perverted public form it.

No more and no less than the rest of us.

The Japanese have very low unemployment. Apparently you'll die without a job there.

There's nothing wrong with unemployment there.

The economy is heavily domestic consumption.

Government policies.

Bad with medicine. If there is no man, there is no problem.

We live to be a hundred and more years old there.

Totalitarianism is no match for ours, we are Asians. You're supposed to think that at one time you ripped your belly open on the orders of your commander. But it turns out that even a Japanese man cannot hack his own bellybutton, his friends helped him :))) Friends like that.

They ripped it open. Friends/servants in this ceremony are for another purpose.

 
Swetten:

And Africans in Africa can eat raw meat and drink the raw water there.


As a result Africans die of Ebola and trypanosomiasis, but the Japanese (as well as other Koreans and Chinese) are almost universally carrying parasitic worms in their intestines ):/
 
alsu:
As a result, Africans are dying of Ebola and trypanosomiasis, but the Japanese (as well as other Koreans and Chinese) are almost universally carrying parasitic worms in their intestines ):/
Apparently their symbiosis with worms allows them to live up to 100 years :-))
 
xeon:
Apparently their symbiosis with worms allows them to live up to 100 years :-))
But after 50, the worm takes over the host's brain, causing the latter to become a zombie - that's when pokemons start)))))
 
xeon:
Apparently their symbiosis with worms allows them to live up to 100 years :-))
Speaking of long-livers http://www.vesti.ru/videos?vid=295129
 
denis_orlov:
And if someone else writes it, can you read it ?)

Who is the author of this book ? Why doesn't his name appear anywhere ?
 
ULAD:

Fictionists invent and write it down, and inventors bring it to life:)) That's partly our life.

Written by quite an extraordinary person in the biblical style, many facts are summarized (maybe even unknown to some people). It is more interesting to read than a summary of an accident:)))


Not in the eye, but in the eye. There are very few fiction writers, really. I mean real ones, not those who call themselves that. The rest are just cheap analogies. Type of 16th millennium, people already fly between star systems as a neighbour for salt go to, overcome the light barrier, can with one shot destroy a planet, but they fight (ie still can not divide something) swords, yes, yes laser (what could be more ridiculous?), Jedi there all sorts can fly like birds, but the most important Emperor (former Jedi), can be taken as a bag of shit and throw it into the well. And all this in deep space, in weightlessness. Is that fantastic? Will it be implemented by inventors ? :-)))

That's what's totally lame about it. When one's own imagination (at least it !) doesn't work and one's own head is incapable of coming up with anything new, then one takes the Middle Ages, polishes it up a bit, colors it, multiplies it by 100 and passes it off as the distant future. And those who are not 'visionaries' but 'prophets', 'aliens' from other worlds or directly from the sky, and the like mentally ill take the present day, as they can't even stand a millimetre outside contemporary notions, mental and social settings, the level of ordinary consciousness. And from here they dance. Therefore all their dancing will never be anything more than a primitive linear extrapolation.

"An unremarkable personality", "biblical style", "many facts generalised" ...

The level of generalization that this "extraordinary person" is capable of does not exceed gluing randomly taken newspaper clippings to one A4 sheet. And the biblical style, that's it. You probably haven't read the Bible.

I am not going to criticize this nonsense, but I suggest you to answer yourself personally and only one question: How do the following passages agree, for example:

One of the most important attributes for the systematisation of the race as intelligent is that each member of it puts the activity of the collectivised mind above all else. Accordingly, man, as a rational being, should place above all the development of the mind of Mankind.

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KON undertakes to hand over at the first demand of Mankind, but not before the various peoples of Mankind have ceased their senseless strife

with the fact that in the cosmic future to which this KON is calling us, the same kind of space-wide rivalry, struggle and war for mastery, subjugation, enslavement, etc., as on Earth now, is still going on.
 
Yurixx:


Not in the eye, but in the eye. There are actually very few fiction writers. I mean real ones, not those who call themselves so. The rest try out cheap analogies. Type of 16th millennium, people already fly between star systems as a neighbour for salt go to, overcome the light barrier, can with one shot destroy a planet, but they fight (ie still can not divide something) swords, yes, yes laser (what could be more ridiculous?), Jedi there all sorts can fly like birds, but the most important Emperor (former Jedi), can be taken as a bag of shit and throw it into the well. And all this in deep space, in weightlessness. Is that fantastic? Will it be implemented by inventors ? :-)))

This is what is totally rubbish. When your own imagination (at least it !) does not work and your own head is incapable of coming up with anything new, then the Middle Ages are taken, lightly polished, tinted, multiplied by 100 and passed off as the distant future. And those who are not 'visionaries' but 'prophets', 'aliens' from other worlds or directly from the sky, and the like mentally ill take the present day, as they can't even stand a millimetre outside contemporary notions, mental and social settings, the level of ordinary consciousness. And from here they dance. Therefore all their dancing will never be anything more than a primitive linear extrapolation.

"An unremarkable personality", "biblical style", "many facts generalised" ...

The level of generalization that this "extraordinary person" is capable of does not exceed gluing randomly taken newspaper clippings to one A4 sheet. And the biblical style, that's it. You probably haven't read the Bible.

I am not going to criticise this nonsense, but I suggest you answer yourself personally and only one question: How do the following passages agree, for example:

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with the fact that in the cosmic future to which this KON is calling us, the same kind of space-wide rivalry, struggle and war for mastery, subjugation, enslavement, etc., as on Earth now, is still going on.

You don't have to be so serious about it. Pay attention to the title of this thread, calm down, relax and read the following posts in peace. No, and it is always useful to speak out, even in this thread:))
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