Traders joking, the beginning - page 327

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New York City has this program, stop and frisk. If the cops see anything that they don't care for, they'll frisk you. Now, during Fashion Week, they changed that program to "stop and embroider."

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"This is the same surveillance that was happening under Bush, but under Obama it's somehow a huge outrage on the right. Republicans didn't care about Big Brother until we elected a big brotha." –Bill Maher

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To stop the spread of disease, the city of Vancouver has allowed crack pipes to be sold in vending machines. The plan is being called dangerous by the mayor of New York City and genius by the mayor of Toronto.

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A Los Angeles newscaster had to apologize to Samuel L. Jackson for mistaking him for Laurence Fishburne. Yeah, he said "I'm sorry, but everybody makes mistakes, even our great president, Morgan Freeman."

[tim079]

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[Kelch Monteiro]

hahaha just for fun!

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The Slovenian woman who won the gold medal in alpine skiing is also a pop star in her country. So Justin Bieber is not the only pop star going downhill fast.

[joe blogs]

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At a McDonald's in Michigan, a woman fired a gun at a drive-through worker for forgetting bacon on her order. In the woman's defense, the worker did forget her bacon.

[pavaka]

...the 2 guys that didn't take latest Metatrader upgrades lightly: BOMBSHELL: Dead JPM bankers “Knew each other and had uncovered something”

...and while police is searching for motives, we (Metatrader users) already know why...