Traders joking, the beginning - page 302

[Trev]

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.... Classic!

[seekers]

A New York lawmaker wants to legalize marijuana so it can be taxed and the money used to pay bills. Wasn't that the plot of 'Breaking Bad' — selling drugs to pay bills?

[Mladen Rakic]

Define "Market" Irony: When JPMorgan's Chief Currency Dealer Is Head Of An FX Manipulation "Cartel" | Zero Hedge

In short - so simple the underwear gnomes could do it:

1. Create a cartel
2. Corner and manipulate the market
3. Profit.

And that's why they (and especially Jamie Dimon) are richer than you.

[seekers]

Political correctness is in full swing this holiday season. Kids can't even call Santa's helpers 'elves' anymore. They have to be known as 'undocumented little people'.

[tim079]

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[seekers]

It's really starting the look like Hillary Clinton's going to run. The digital team behind both of President Obama's campaigns is already preparing for a Hillary Clinton run. They're starting early because they've got to delete 10 years of Bill Clinton's browser history.

[seekers]

Scientists are testing out a new drone that would replace lifeguards. Here's how it works: If you're drowning, the drone would fly out and drop a bomb on you.

[Kelch Monteiro]

white house's xmas.....

[tim079]

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