Traders joking, the beginning - page 219

 

Doctor asks: How's your headache?

Patient: She is fine!

 

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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

 

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October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

 

Last Thursday we celebrated our 237th year of independence from Great Britain. And our 10th year of dependence on the Chinese.

 

Republicans are already trying to paint Hillary Clinton as too old to be president. In fact, a new ad claims she's so old that she could be a Republican.

 

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This week at the White House, President Obama will present George Lucas with the National Medal of Arts. Joe Biden will present him with some fan mail for Yoda.

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