Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned) - page 135

 
Dmitry Fedoseev:

Why can't you believe it? When they call, try to have a substantive conversation, they will explain everything themselves. They are hired, they are given instructions, and like zombies they follow these instructions without any knowledge of the company's affairs.

The question is how to stop this madness in the world.

Do they call you by your first name and patronymic? Then ask them to introduce themselves and give you the address where to send the summons for breach of 152 FZ.

But as the "philharmonic director" pointed out - there is no one to sue.

 
Shoker:

Do they call you by your middle name straight away? Then ask them to introduce themselves and give you the address where to send a summons for violating the 152 Federal Law.

But as the "philharmonic director" pointed out, there is no one to sue.

It happens all kinds of things.

When people ask how to address you, I ask: where is the third?

- What third person?

- Who might think that you are addressing him and not me.

There are other options:

  • Just speak, I can hear you.
  • call me "drym babam bubuh" or "oh high reverend lord".
And on the other hand, there are people working there for seven thousand a month, you get five minutes to talk, and at least they get some salary.
 

I have been using this method for a long time:

They call and very politely introduce themselves
and ask if it is convenient for me to talk now
I answer that it is not convenient
politely ask when it is convenient
I say that I can on Sunday afternoon

as long as I remember on Sunday afternoon no one has ever called back

there were times when they said they weren't working on sundays and stuff like that
but that was the only time i was free to talk

 
Dmitry Fedoseev:

I haven't seen those either. But they say... there must be some somewhere.

They are handed out at all underground operators. They are usually for a legal entity, once activated you can transfer them to yourself.

 
Dmitry Fedoseev:

It happens all the time.

When people ask how to address you, I ask: Where is the third one?

- What third person?

- who might think that you are addressing him and not me.

There are other options:

  • Just speak, I can hear you.
  • call me "drym babam bubuh" or "oh high reverend lord".
And on the other hand, there are people out there working for seven thousand a month, you get five minutes to talk, and at least they get some pay.

good

But it's better to say, "I'm not interested."

After that statement, they have to stop talking.

because otherwise they get a fine from Roskomnadzor.

 

Underwater filming of fish:


 

"Algotrader looking for a BMX riding system - funny dialogue - reel it in at 34:10


 

catch the black dot

illusions of movement


 

An investor has two small plots of land in New York, near Central Park.

The plots are far apart - his architectural firm is developing this skyscraper project for him:


 
khorosh:

My granddaughter won first place in the European bodybuilding light novice competition.


Eh, grandpa, didn't save your granddaughter from the corrupting influence of the decaying west.

But seriously, aren't you glad? And what would have happened to her in the Soviet Union? A picture on the board of honour, like the best milkmaid or weaver.