Humour - page 233

 
heh))) that's an accurate explanation
 
evillive:


Thank you, my good man. I'm almost 40 now, and I still didn't know I was pooping right.
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And that's even truer)

 
7Konstantin7:

That's even more correct.)


The owner of this creation obviously has a problem with taste, aesthetics.

what kind of idiot pays for such interiors


summary:

only the most mediocre designer can go all out on a man with money and a complete lack of taste

 

7Konstantin7's picture can be used to identify a person's character (the person who has this masterpiece at home):

Sigmund Freud. Character and anal erotica.

 

 
VOLDEMAR:


 


Still relevant today )))

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evillive:


Still relevant today )))


Great cartoon!

I would even say that it is especially relevant these days!

 

I decided to take up a sport... Chose to run... Got to the computer... Sitting... Running... with my eyes on the monitor... I feel like... Sports is my thing.

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- Oh, who's that waking up? Oh, whose eyes are those opening? It was screaming and jumping in the night, keeping people awake...
- Liusya, don't tease me! Just give me some mineral water...

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Two friends meet. One boasts:
- I bought myself such a cool car... Now I drive it, nobody stops me,
I park everywhere for free, and what's more, as soon as I pull up...
...they give way...
The other one:
- What are you doing? Have you saved up for a Bugatti?
- No...
- What then?
- I bought a tow truck...

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A smart husband lets his wife know where his stash is. It builds confidence in the family, the woman's self-esteem and the safety of the stash.

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A student takes an exam, and the teacher knocks him out...
- All right, - says the teacher, - if you answer this question, then you passed... How many light bulbs are there in this class?
The student quickly counts:
- Nine!
The teacher, taking a light bulb out of his pocket:
- Wrong! There are ten bulbs. You'll have to retake the exam...
Retake, same situation... The teacher asks the same question...
Student (without thinking)..:
- Ten.
Teacher with a wry smile:
- No, wrong, I didn't take the bulb today...
The student takes the bulb out of his pocket:
- But I did!

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A Chinese wise man said:并应任命一名代表的人 数的选举结果副手。选举的结果已经成为最新的直接,最新的直接,虽然由理事会任命 的长老 Cool, right? I just cried at this point 最新的直接

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