Klitschko wakes up in the morning in a cold sweat and his wife asks: "What, Vitalik, are you still worried about Ukraine?". He says to her: "Yes, what does Ukraine have to do with it?! I dreamed that I was restoring the paving stones on Grushevskogo at my own expense!!!".
- Mykola, what about "associate membership"? - Well, kum, Ukraine will be part of the EU. - Then will it join the EU? - No, it will not, but it will. - How's that? - It is like eggs in a sexual act: they take part in it, but they do not enter it, they just dangle around.
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He says to her: "Yes, what does Ukraine have to do with it?! I dreamed that I was restoring the paving stones on Grushevskogo at my own expense!!!".
- Well, kum, Ukraine will be part of the EU.
- Then will it join the EU?
- No, it will not, but it will.
- How's that?
- It is like eggs in a sexual act: they take part in it, but they do not enter it, they just dangle around.