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A clear provocation.
Student bastards :))
A clear provocation.
A new yearis coming,
Father Christmas is coming to visit us.
Hello, Santa Claus!
Have you brought us presents?
What have you brought? Candy, a book?
Old man, I wish you'd brought us a savings book!
What poem?
You know, Grandpa, give us a sack.
New Year's Eve is a good holiday!
You're a naughty grandpa!
Why do you need a sack?
You'd better have a drink!
Grandpa, it's time for you to go home!
Come on, kids!
Hit him, hit him hard!
It's all better now!
Another year to go
Father Christmas will come again
He'll bring candy and a book
# He'll run away again
Every year the same thing
I'd like to punch him in the face!
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Happy New Year
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts
That your wife doesn't cheat,
"She cooks and cooks and does the laundry
♪ And to give every day ♪
"And give every day seven, if you're not too lazy!
"I wish she wouldn't go to work..,
Find a treasure and drink beer!
♪ And eat nothing but red caviar ♪
And drive a Subaru!
All in all, everything a man needs...
And this cheerful greeting
♪ Keep it on New Year's Eve as a gift ♪
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The real story. The baby was small. We told her that for Father Frost to make her wish come true, she had to write him a letter, and not just send it. We found a squirrel or a bunny in the forest, and we had to pass it on through them. Then we hiked about 10 km in the woods, looking for the squirrel.
The real story. The baby was little. We told her that in order for Father Frost to make her wish come true, she had to write him a letter, and not just send it. And to find a squirrel or a hare in the forest, and pass it on through them. Then we hiked for 10 kilometres in the forest, looking for a squirrel.
:)))